The Usual Suspects

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The Usual Suspects

This is what we look like. Not recommended for those of a nervous disposition. Please seek medical advice if you experience any of the following: Hysterical Laughter, Nausea, Trench Foot, Rust.

JoerayDerby

Rachel and Joe

We met in a Psychiatric Hospital in December 1993.*
Having found that we had nothing in common apart from a mutual distrust of civil servants, we have been together ever since.

* He was visiting and I was working there!

Oggy Boy

Oggy - The Hound of Wisdom

Oggy, a dog amongst dogs. He speaks and people listen. Guru to those seeking enlightenment through string. Respected by millions, held in reverence by those who truly understand.
One of the modern age's great minds and tails.

cie and m

Caroline and Emma

Be afraid, be very afraid! There are two types of people in this house - the fast and the hungry. These two are fast!
Not to be confused with anyone seen on Crimewatch UK!

"Would you like fries with that?"
Yes, it's true, Caroline really DOES have a job!

john

Johnny Boy

Johnny Boy and the fries!

What is there to say about John that hasn't already been said?
"Everything must be like something, so what is this like?" E. M. Forster

How's Hayley?

Hayley Summer 1999

This is Hayley in Cornwall doing her second favourite thing - making food. Guess what her most favourite thing is?
Click on the link to go to the "How's Hayley?" page