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Oggy said on the 16th of February.....

Welcome to my little corner of the blanket. We have much to share. If you are a cat, leave now, you narst ball of fur and claws.
Anyone else can arsk me anything, except spelling. My problem solving skills have stretched to the limits by today's question (see below) I have knowledge of many mysteries that have trouble the world since its inception: Life on Other Planets; The Bermondsey Triangle; The Shirt of Turin; Big Foot and much more ....

Recently, it are been brought to my attention that Spring is coming. Do not be afraid, it happen every year and we haven't lost a season yet. Unlike Everton, of course, sorry Daddy.

A cat have signed my guest book, see below to view a basket of kittens about to get wet in my river, ha ha!

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Sometimes it very hard being a genius

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Did you know...
- Cabbage is green for a reason, it's a warning!
- Cats are a low-fat food
- All the best dressed dogs wear bandanas.
- Fish should not be allowed to hold drivers licences.
- You should never eat something that winks at you.
- String is still indigestible!
- The more you feed a dog, the more it will love you.
- Mud does not wash out of silk shirts

A question have flooded in from Mr Kevin Bence it goes:

Dear Oggy,
My mother was born in 33 and in 78 she was 45.
Is this a record?
Kevin

Dear Kevin Bence,
No, you are very 'fused.
Your mummy is a person what are wear an apron and give you stuff for dinner. She must wash you pyjamas and make sure you are wearing a vest.
A record is round and flat and can not phone in sick for you.
Hope this now clearing up any misunderstandings.
Yours, as ever,
Oggy Boy
Hound of Wisdom

Ok Oggs, I got a question for you.

A while ago visited my friend. She has this really dopey loveable dog who is usually very sane and well behaved, not this time! For some unknown reason he started dragging his blanket out of his bed and across the room. No matter how many times he was told off for it he continued to do it. Apparently his mummy had never seen him do anything like it before. Strangely enough, I recently visited a friend in America and for the whole time I was there his well trained and obedient dog became like a puppy again and did all sorts of peculiar things.
Do you think I am a bad influence on dogs? (or maybe just males in general). Do you think I should give people an official warning before I visit to say that this person could seriously damage the behaviour of your dog?
I hope you are keeping well sexy pup.
Love from
Lorraine xxxx

Dear Lorraine,
i know the Sexy Pup whom you refer. Wot he was trying to do was hide his vintage cheese collection.
I have checked with my friend across the Atlantic and apparently it was felt that unsupervised chocolate drops were a definite risk factor during your visit!
I can only surmise that amongst the canine fraternity there is some disquiet about you interests in the snacky treat market.
I'll leave you for to draw your own conclusions. I do suggest much phoning in advance of visit and asking your friends to lock the fridge before you are arrive. All of that aside, Oggy do love you so very much!
from your very own hotty bottle.
Og Boy

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